Extreme Pipe Dream

Oh, stalled again! On a long & lonely chairlift ride, CREAK! I screamed an extreme pipe dream, SHOOO...flying silent & inverted sh! blood squirted to my head, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! like the fast, deafing blast of snow machines, PISSSH! and I am the dreamer within this dream screaming: KEEP ALL YOUR PIPE DREAMS EXTREME!

by TJ Richter

© June 17, 2006 Theodore J Richter

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René Descartes (1596–1650), the great French philosopher in his Discourse on Method said, "I think therefore I am," because there can't be a dream without a dreamer. Now that's one of the most profound statements of our modern world, and I'm not really qualified to comment on it. I'm just saying like Descartes going snowboarding, if you are going to dream, dream extreme!