Saint Patrick As An Alien of Love

What made Saint Patrick great was his dream of transforming Ireland into an emerald paradise of brother and sisterly love...and Saint Patrick wasn't even Irish! Born in the fifth century, he was kidnapped from England and made a slave in Ireland, where he fled his captors, only to come back as an alien of love. He was a renegade who didn’t listen to old-school church officials when they told him what paradise should be, he went out and created his own. Like Saint Patrick we build our paradise independent of what Hollywood and the mass-media portray. Celebrate with us as we transform this space into a throbbing orb of green light that would make even Saint Patrick proud...and as you party, dancing on emerald isles of pulsating green laser-beams, moving your hips in improbable parabolas of probable pleasure, flowing under glowing icons of luck normally found in a box of your favorite breakfast cereal, you may ask yourself this question, "What prize is at the bottom of this building/box of Lucky Charms?"